I do solemnly swear

I am up to no good... x2

There are mysterious crunching noises coming from the basket. Suspicions are aroused as the basket is only used when a Woof is really tired and wants to sleep deeply without being disturbed or when a small Beagle has stolen something to chew up. The fact that two Beagles are in the lair basket is definitely dodgy.

Miss Piggy must be reasserting herself over inanimate objects after being attacked by a yukka plant yesterday...