Sieve Brain

Why do I blip a sieve and a dinner plate?

Well so far this week when it comes to dinner, my brain is like a sieve. The girls tell me in advance things such as, 'Mum, I won't be in for dinner tonight' or ' Mum, can my friend come for dinner?'

All well and good, but when it comes to dinner time, can I remember who said what, who, where and when?

No, 'cos my brain is like a sieve.

Getting old methinks....