Popeye...

...looked cute on the bench so I took a pic of him, but he immediately jumped off...

...and began climbing my jeans leg...and then my top part...aaagggghhhh...ooouuccchhh...

...then he went into purring vibrating sleep mode draped across my shoulders...

...I hobbled back into my bungalow a hunch backed crooked old woman...with a hefty weight on my shoulders...