Green spider

The garden wall was covered in tiny caterpillars. The little brown spider kept showing its fighting stance. And then there was a green spider......a green spider. I've never seen a green one before
.is it actually a spider????? Who knows....answers on a post card please.

I'm sat in M&S cafe.Waiting for #1 son to have his hair cut, drinking very strong coffee.
I feel like a hamster in a wheel at the moment. It's all whizzing past......am I jibbering??? I think I am. I'll go..I'm leaving now..I'll go ...im leaving