Through the Window...Through the Fence
I have a pair of chipmunks living under my back porch. Some people would cover up the entrance hole, but not me.
I even try to warn them of danger.
"I'M LETTING THE CHIHAUHAU OUT! TAKE COVER!"
"DON'T GO NEXT DOOR! THE YOUNG MAN HAS A PELLET GUN...AND HE'S NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!"
"WATCH IT WHEN MY DAUGHTER COMES OVER. SHE LIKES TO TRAP YOU GUYS IN A 5 GALLON BUCKET!"
They seem to like my advice...and the peanuts that I put out.
Tomorrow morning will not be fun. I have to have a wisdom tooth taken out. Not looking forward to it. My chipmunk-exterminating daughter is taking me.
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