Redneck Kitty Tutorial

Pay attention *meow* we have the human at the window, now look cute! Give her those big eyes, I said look at her! There! That's purrrr-fect.

Any minute now, she will come out and deposit food into the bowl we eat out of. This is sort of like ordering a pizza and waiting for it to be delivered. When you're older, you'll understand.

Perhaps if you're extra cute today, the Contraptioneer will come cut these annoying blackberry vines out of the way...keep watching...