Squeaky clean !!!

This morning I went on a school trip with Jakes school year (year 1) OH MY GOD .. ohhhh my god .. hear my tone ... they don't shut up !!! Ever ... EVER... plus we walked about a quarter of a mile up the hills and OH MY GOD my own grandson and two of his little friends actually claimed their legs were broken ... also they poked each other with sticks then complained it hurt .. yet kept doing it.Also it transpires that if I go to London I can expect to be kidnapped and murdered... OR at the very least I will be pushed into the road and have my bag stolen
Plus I smell of bubblegum.....so that was my morning ..