webs

A beautiful serene sparkly web, photographed just before little on vomited on me.

Poor little sausage has had some kind of bug... she hadn't been quite herself in the morning...clingy and a bit warm...  but she rallied at lunchtime and was asking to go to soft play, so instead  we went out for some gentle exercise and fresh air to see if that would help...

Unfortunately it didn't; and after running up a pathway, she suddenly turned to me looking worried and asked for a cuddle,  as soon as I  picked her up the volcanic eruption began.

Home we went...

Still in mummy chic circles, vomit is the new black... the addition of this substance to the neckline of any dress or jacket will instantly have a sliming effect, by distracting attention from bumpy bum and belly areas... 
In addition,  other people tend to give you a wide berth when you and your pre schooler are covered in sick,  but on a positive note, this distance reduces the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles ...

Not the best of days, but if you can't chunder on your own mum, then who can you rely on?

(I can write about this with  a sense of humour now, because this post is retrospective and little un is on the mend... at the time I was just plain worried )