Fangs ain't what they used to be?

As the odd one or two may be aware:-
I have a 1st class Honours degree in Loonibinnery.
We saw these oddly shaped grapes in that well know Roman shop ...
"Marcus & Spencius" (Some may remember the source. Along with "Failing my Xl+ and marching to "Sinister dexter sinister dexter")
I just found the idea of Count Grapula irresistible.