Drama at the SWI

There was bit of excitement at last night's meeting of the Newburgh branch of the Scottish Women's Institute, where the main event was the annual judging of the Autumn produce. Unfortunately one of the members was most upset at coming only second in the Turnip Relish section. Indeed, so upset was she that she pulled out her Tommy Gun from its violin case and let rip.
Thankfully no one was injured but 11 jars of Crab Apple Jelly are in intensive care. 

Meanwhile in the extra the wild geese are arriving for their Scottish winter break after a summer of sun and sex, well sex anyway, in Iceland.