Boobs & kittens resting on my table...

Can I just say those boobs stand up alone ... no bra needed ... what trickery is that then !???

We were sad to leave Velvet frog and and Aging rockstar .. we did get looked after VERY well and we were even allowed to sit up in the breakfast room with REAL customers ... lucky for Velvet we were fairly mute.
After a slow drive home (not my choice,excessive traffic,selfish bastards) we arrived and I did all my housework whilst kitten Nala slept on LeeAnne...
LeeAnne offered to help me with my washing (not my body ,the clothes) and I politely declined by telling her I'd savage her skin off (I don't like anyone sorting my washing ) .. she seemed content to carry on reading ...
I'm off on a cruise tomorrow ...... details to follow ..