Happy flippin' birthday

This monkey.
Is five.
He's very slightly less idiotic than last year.
Did I mention he's literally my greatest pet?
Mostly I hate him!
Sometimes I love him.
Who has a Beagle as a pet?!
Me.
Oh.
Best get on with it then..
P.S. The rest of you that have Scent Hounds as pets better come out in sympathy or I shall be unimpressed!