MAN OVERBOARD !!!

They actually properly tell you to shout that you know !!!!!
You can't do it for a joke though as they get REALLY angry.
What a day .... the day was so exhausting we were in bed by 8pm ...
Apparently this is quite a small cruise liner... yet we have managed to become lost 79 times in 33 minutes .......
Also we have a lovely little suite with private balcony and we have a vicious toilet ...

The food is excellent and the service is fantastic ... although I'm convinced we will get norovirus at some stage ... plus I won't go in a jacuzzi as you get legionaries disease ... my mum said ......

We are eating an awful lot . It's called 'The hamster wheel of piggery' tour ...