There's been a mur-der...

Yes this will definitely make the Christmas edition of the Currie and Balerno news (40p from most good newsagents). In the monthly polis report - among the garden shed break ins and minor assualts - will be the giant blow up santa that got it's goodwill paggered out of it by overly-consumerist yoofs.

You can just about make santa out - lying lifeless on the lawn there. The biggest crime is that I had him in the blip bank and was planning to "do" him tonight. Hope they've got a puncture repair kit handy.