"Plan B."

Excuse me, can you direct me to the nearest Belfry please?
Plan A was to explain exactly what happened to "The Missing Photos". It can wait. Running across a matched pair of parabolic microphones, still working (just) was a probably unrepeatable opportunity.
We had just completed the necessary shopping and were heading back to the car when we paused to read a sign which seemed to have attracted this couple's attention. We discovered it was wee Batty Bat more than the sign.
Only one thing for it - assume the position (horizontal) and rattle off one or two. This is the best of an otherwise motley selection.