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Fortuitous circumstances led to us being child free this evening which meant we could choose a restaurant without checking its schnitzel level first.
We didn't expect to stumble upon a "fashion show", when we turned up (post dinner) the climax had been reached, as the (seriously skinny & almost identical) models pranced along the catwalk in itsy bitsy teeny weeny black (doesn't scan, I know) bikinis.