Smithchild...

...of the North.

This is Smithchild. There are only a few things you need to know about him.

1) He owns mushroom paste.
2) His house looks like an angry monkey.
3) He punches holes in roofs.
4) He's pretty rusty at Fifa.
5) He needs to work on his cardio and recovery rate.
6) He sells vintage shizzle on eBay.
7)) He looks shit hot in short shorts!

In Other News
Great weekend in Sowerbury, in spite of the several crashes and delays on route. Nice bit of rambling in the woods - that's not prison talk - and ale in slightly racist pubs.

I do love this part of the country.