Watch Your Car Mister?

Wee boy to man parking his car "watch your car for £1?"
Driver to wee boy "it's ok I have a German Shepherd in the car, he can watch it"
Wee boy to driver "does your dug pit out fires."

This gull was standing guard on a parked car, gave me a right suspicious look as I blipped him.
Hope he got paid when the owner came back.