Puppy power !!

The grandson has his own pooch ...
Meet spaniel Dexter ......
Jake the grandson is practically naked as usual ... I think he's just going to be a stripper... earlier he mentioned being a policeman .. however I think he means a policeman stripper,you know the sort of frisky ner'do well that gets oiled up and goes to hen parties ...
I can't be doing with all that gyrating and writhing .. I'd rather eat a packet of revels and knit squares .... years ago some friends took me to a male strip club in Miami .. it was SHIT... I was bored.. I left half way through and went to see ghostbusters 2 at the multiplex down the road ...

From puppies to oiled idiots in a few short sentences ;-)