Tiny Tuesday - Snackeroonie!

A tiny crispy naughtiness to go with the large crystal glass of wonder. 

I'm just back from a local authority meeting where in two maps they showed a perfect example of joined up planning. Oh, no, I tell a lie, it was the other thing. So, build all the houses as far away from the massive road improvement program as possible, because that will work. 

Um, might need that glass a moment, hang on...

Trouble is, I now have to explain this to residents who have already heard about the additional thousand houses (we are currently about a thousand house village) and the three thousand next door, and are shredding my in-tray with their vociferous ranting (and who can blame them?). 

At the same time, our Neighbourhood Plan survey is just back from the printers and tomorrow contains much envelope stuffing. And what hope Localism when from on high such immense burdens are cast down upon us?

Hang on, that refill didn't last long. Let me fix that. Oh, and scream a little...