Costochondritis?

This appears to be the propah name for the "popped rib" I heroically picked up on Saturday. I did it once before (although even more heroically doing all of them instead of just one) and it fucking hurt then. Still does now.

Interestingly, the 400mg ibuprofen I was munching two-at-a-time today are double the prescribed dose. That explains the nausea then.

Even more interestingly, you can buy 84 200mg over the counter for £1.50. Yoinks.