Potential

There was a very serious protest this morning, but all is calm now.  

At breakfast, we were singing 'Nickety Nockety Noo', so I looked it up to  see what the rest of words were.  It's called 'The Cooper from Fife', and as far as I can make out it's (in short) about a man who had a lazy wife and covered her in a sheepskin so that he could spank her (the theory being that beating your animals is okay).  

I'm sure there's a sanitised version now.