Cross as two sticks

No - not me.  HER. 

She found this spidey that was ever so big, and bright orange, and she'd never seen one like it before, and she did get her camera, but forgot the card.  Oh pooh, she said (well, not quite those words but you can imagine), and she did race back upstairs and got the SD card and belted back downstairs to take a picture, just in time to see the magpie eat it.  Oh, she was cross.

So I thought I'd better cheer her up a bit and pose nicely, so I did, and she was pleased with me, but still cross with the magpie.

And we did have the best time in the garden this afternoon (baring accidents with magpies and spiders), even though it was quite cool it was nice in the sun.