Chaos looms

There are two routes out of the industrial estate where I work, you can turn left as I do towards Luton/Houghton Regis which is the busiest route or right towards Dunstable which is the quieter route, after all who wants to go to Dunstable? If Luton is the arsehole of the world, Dunstable is 7 miles up it! Anyway, I digress. As of 6 p.m. tonight that sign will be flipped round and for a whole week there will be no left turn, everyone will have to go the same way and trust me, it is going to be chaos. It can take me 15-30 minutes to do the first half mile of that journey, imagine what that is going to be like next week but I don't care because I AM ON HOLIDAY. What brilliant timing.