Rules

Why are there so many rules? Why can't we get rid of rules?
Why can't I kiss the lens? Why can't I feel it?
Why do I have to stand still, and not blink at the flash?
Other rules, not even involving this, is just as frustrating.
I can't help empty the laundry, or take out pots and pans,
I can't run off to eat a cracker from my own little hand.
Together, young ones, we can BABYcott rules! We can scream in protest!
We can let loose baby cries, and put the rules at rest!
So any babies who feel like me, just agree, and we can put an end to it,
these outrageous rules that bind us!
I am Sara, the 16-month old, and I have my own opinion.
Rules don't make sense, so let us free, and put our minds at rest!