Even if I could...

...afford one, I don't think I'd buy it.

Unless of course, I moved to S California, or the Amalfi coast, or other such place where it DOESN'T FUCKING RAIN all the time.

Still, it's nice to see how the other half live.

And for those who were wondering about yesterday's emergency blip, it is of course an empty plastic water bottle. If you got it right, have a Blue Peter badge. If you got it wrong, here's a cabbage.

And if you didn't give a shit, have another drink ;-))

Ah well. Until tomorrow....