The Boy In The Bottle

‘Thanks for taking my picture.’

‘That’s ok.’

‘Are you a photographer?’

‘No, not really.’

‘Can I have a look?’

‘Sure.
Do you climb this often?’

‘Yeah.’

‘What is it?’

‘It’s the Bottle of the Noughts.’

‘Bottle of the North?’

‘No, Bottle of the Notes.
It’s to do with James Cook.’

‘Oh, right.’

‘I’ve bought some contact lenses for Halloween.
They’re white.
They cost £8.’

‘Really?
Be careful putting them in.’

‘I will.’

‘Bye. And thanks for the info.’

‘Bye.’


(More 'info' in extras).