FROM THE DESK OF TABASCO J.


OUR LOFT
Has the bestest view of the main floor
To get into "lookout position", I shimmy under the railing,

Then watch for-
Opportunities to bark at the door.
Snag an unattended flip-flop or
Best of all.
I know when the bathroom door's left open.

Which means either.
Unattended trash with those tasty used kleenex or
Toilet paper on a roll I can use to decorate the house.