My fabulous falsies.

Look what I've got!
The make up artist I'm working with gave them to me,
hmmm. I must look at fright.
She reckons they'll bring out my inner slut.
(Like that bitch needs any encouragement).
I'm thinking they'll bring out my inner tranny.

Aren't they outrageous?
Except, when they're on they look pretty good actually.
Not so much tranny as troll with nice lashes.

Then you blink and those rhinestones hit the light.
Baam! Car swerves off the road.
Blink again. Baaam! Mens' pants fall down.

Excellent. I'm gonna cause havoc with these.