Modern Day Cookie Monster

Went for a wander with rxs at lunch time. When I asked where he fancied going, he seemed agitated and muttered something about cookies, so we set off in the general direction of the canal. When we got there, the boat cafe was closed - rxs broke out in a cold sweat and started shaking, however when he noticed the girl returning from what must have been her lunch break, he accosted her into selling him the last cookie (which she had been saving for herself). Placated by walnuts and salted caramel, we headed back to the office.