Dumb Blond

It doesn't matter how slowly she goes (and she was going pretty slow) her attention still isn't on the eighteen wheeler careening towards her. Happy with the likes her latest selfie got, she rides on oblivious to her doom. There were more female fatalities on cycles last year than men at a rate of 7 to 1 (and he was 74). 

Dumb Blond is an expression to be used with extreme caution in Scandinavia, however, some times I can't help myself. (Mrs Cph is/can be blond.)