The Republican Training Camp

Loyal Republican aids, Jessie, Al, Zak and Eva were struggling to do their best, with just under a week to go...

Al: "Mr Trump, sir, we really must get you to at least try to learn this off by heart..."

DT: "Dunno. Wassat?"

Eva: "Sir, like 48% of Americans, we do believe you. And that you don't know. So, one more time now... IT. IS. A. SWITCH."