Another Corny Shot

I promise...I REALLY promise (though my fingers are crossed), that this is my last cornball shot...at least of the harvest season.

I had to pick up and deliver some medicine for Merrick (still sick), so I took a drive out into the country.

Ended up in a little burg called Argentine. (R-Jen-Tign.) One of those places that have 1 blinking light, a couple of gas stations, and a party store. I rolled my window down, and sang at the top of my lungs. "DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINE-A...THE TRUTH IS I NEVER LEFT YOU..... No one seemed to care...or they don't like Madonna out here. Perhaps wearing a pointy bra would have helped.

Got out of my car at a cornfield. Made me wonder if ears of corn talk about their bad hair days. The one on the left looks pretty normal, but the next one has part of the "brain" showing...the 3rd looks like a surfer dude with his bangs in his eyes...and the last guy looks like he got a bad deal on a toupee.

The face parts all came from the near vicinity, except for the tiny trailers used for a pair of the eyes. Click on LARGE to have a closer look. Almost took me back to the Mr. Potato Head days when I was filling in the parts. I would have put ears on them...BUT THEY ARE ALREADY EARS TO START WITH!!!

The background is from a loaf of bread I picked up at a milling company. I narrowed it down to Chocolate chip-cherry, or Cheese-onion. I went with the Cheese. It better be good. 6 bucks a loaf. Not like me to buy it.

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