It's still me

I went to see Aunty Alex today for a hair cut - and I needed it really badly.

My bottom  nether regions were really poopy in the true sense of the word.  I've had three baths, but on account of I do like to sit in the dirt, and grass and stuff, the baths didn't work all that well.  I do believe I got rather cross.

I do not like being fiddled with in my nether regions bottom, especially when SHE does it.  Somehow it's not so bad when Aunty Alex does it.  I think she's had a lot of practice.

Anyway it's all sorted now, but I thought it best that she didn't do a blip - bottoms are private, and anyway it might infringe the Blip rules.