the nap taker

"I did not take that nap," I cried," I give my solemn vow, And if I took it by mistake I do not have it now." 

""Oh fiddle-fudge," cried out the judge,Your record looks quite sour.Last night I see you stole a kiss, Last week you took a shower," You beat your eggs, you've whipped your cream, At work you punched the clock, You've even killed an hour or two, We've heard you darn your socks,We know you shot a basketball, You've stolen second base, And we can see you're guilty From the sleep that's on your face.

Shel Silverstein