3 again!!!

|I truly hate the number three!
9.30 Bloody van wouldn't start, saying it had no fuel!!! Who drove it home last night!!! not I
10.00 Take stupid panda car to garage to buy fuel can
10.05  Fill can then turn stupid car ignition on....nothing!! Wrong bloody key in ignition, I had put the van key in and it wasn't for budging out. Much swearing later it came out
10.10 started stupid car and left garage then power steering went yet again on Panda! well I wasn't about to stop so drove home rather fast to keep steering sweet  It was probably at this point that I had a huge meltdown and wanted to torch BOTH fecking cars!
1020. Fuel up van. Part of the problem was van was facing uphill and the thimble full of desil that was in the tank was away down at the opposite end of where it needed to be
10.30 van fuelled but still a bitch to start.
10.45 Finally drive off to go to garage to fill it up properly 
!1.00 On the road to Oban. 
11.15 windscreen getting manky, squirt water to clean....nothing!!!! I know whats wrong but still keep on driving.
12.10 reach Oban and sort windscreen washer.
12.30 go to loo & bloody door lock broken , decide to risk it  then bloody phone falls out of trouser pocket and clatters to the tiles then skitters under partition into next cubicle. I try to pee faster but that just doesn't work so I hope no one comes in & picks up my precious phone . Lady luck was finally on my side & I got my phone.

What a flaming crazy start to my day. I only had 2 folks booked and was wandering around the town in a dwam when I was accosted by 2 ladies who had been on my tour a couple of years before so they booked the last two seats so full house.
Rain stayed off, we got round the town, saw Maurice running like the clappers downhill and got to Ganevan where they had tea, fresh local hot smoked salmon and Mull cheese. Job done
4 happy punters.
Home and about to tackle the Southern Comfort for by God I need it!
Oh and my camera ISO was 2500!!