Does my bum look big in this?

Came back home via the scenic route after shopping in Penistone - these cows were crowded round the feeder, offering me a "wide" angle shot for Wednesday ;) Only the calves took any notice of me when I hopped out of the car with my camera...
The thing on the wall is a lock and key, presumably left behind by mistake - or maybe those cows are cleverer than they look, and they've managed to pick it to get at the food ;)