Too Much Information!

Or perhaps not enough, I'm wondering :-)

I just happened to have nature calling this afternoon when CCN and I were in Leura having our "Christmas Visits" to the hairdressers.  I was absolutely gobsmacked to see this sign on the back of the toilet door.  To be honest I didn't really need any instruction and at 68 I'm certainly in no danger of trying to even attempt the forbidden technique :-)  

I have to say, it was very nice to have some light relief after yesterday's fire drama.  It was all quiet on the Western Front and not a fire engine anywhere in sight.  We are much happier little vegemites today and thanks to all of you for your kind thoughts and wishes, we were really touched.