My Legs Have Been X'd for Simply Hours

What a night the Mrs and I had.  I kept an eye on her of course, but when various bits of metal from the fire pit blew alongside the bedroom wall making the most fearsome strange noise, I decided it was time to give her a good snuggling.....and ever since I've not dared go out as the wind is howling right through the house and all around the garden.

The Army are firing too.  It sounds like a war zone, yet the sea is surprisingly calm.

I don't like it.