Composition No 2048 - My Lucy and the Weekend News

The weekend papers are full of news.
Phyliss Baxter and Roy Shaw are both dead. Mr Assage is defending his extradition to wherever and a British Soldier has been sentenced to 18 months in jail for the attempted murder of a young child in a foreign country.
Seems we can't trust our banks and the cost of a postage stamp remains at around 4% of the average weekly benefit payout for UK families on the dole.
So thats all right then ....