Shopping at the Ace Hardware

My favorite Ace Hardware story is when a brother-in-law took his sons shopping there years ago when the boys were quite young. When daddy lifted little Craig into the truck to go home, he smelled a filled diaper and figured he had his work cut out. But, at home, changing the diaper, it turned out to be clean. "Where's the poop, Craig?" his surprised dad asked, "I left it at the Ace Hardware!" was the reply.