Such a lovely song

Bandit: Is that a Christmas tree Dylan?
Dylan: No way!
Bandit: How do you know?
Dylan: Well, it doesn't have any lights on it.
Bandit: Very true
Dylan: And it doesn't have any tinsel.
Bandit: He's not allowed tinsel on the tree
Dylan: There's no star at the top
Bandit: I prefer a fairy
Dylan: And it's only November!!!!
Bandit: Did you hear this great track  on Desert Island Discs this morning?
Dylan: No. I was too busy shopping on Ama.on!