Early start.

I got in to work so early this morning there was a (male)
cleaner still in the girls' loo.
He said cheerily 'use the men's toilets!'

It felt a bit weird going in there, I must admit.

Christ what a palaver.
I eventually worked out how to use the urinals.

I had to bend over with my back to the wall with my bits
hovering over the thing with my legs on either side of it.

I don't know how you guys do it.

Hats off to you. It's quite a skill.