Matins ruined

Luckily the only people affected by this morning's near miss are six feet under and unlikely to complain about being buzzed.
The crows were fairly hacked off but that's life as a crow. How he got over the tower is beyond me. No engines running, out of fuel, airspeed and sandwiches it was a case of "Do or Die." That's a new beer from Skinner's Brewery.

More news later from our incontinent reporter.