Remnants of a black eye

This is what you get when you are hurrying back from Asda with a full shopping bag, open the driver's door and hurl the bag into the passenger footwell. The body promptly follows at the same speed but one forgot to duck first so one's temple slammed into the door frame, followed by the closing door clattering in on the other side like a door sandwich!
But hey its yellow so its on the way out - yippeee
Plonker