I've missed my bed

David Guetta was the last act of the night yesterday and he was unbelievable (pic). It was just, hit, after hit, after hit he played. All this was followed by a firework display.

I didn't get any sleep last night in the tent as everyone was talking in the other tents with the occasional idoit who kept shouting Fenton. Some guy from Liverpool got out his tent and asked the chap if he could phone his mom to ask if she was was proud of him. Everybody was p**sing themselves laughing.

Driving back from V-festival I got stopped by the police and was breathalised. Luckily I stopped drinking about 10pm last night so I got zero. The policeman said I was the only person the pass the test today. To be fair it was the first tested I've passed in years. I think he only pulled me because I was wearing a baseball cap and he thought I was younger than I was.

Since getting back home I've had a shave and a nice soak in the bath after living in my own squaller for the last couple of days. I've also done my washing, ironing and big shop so I can have an early night to catch up on my sleep.