Office Do

How To Properly Celebrate Christmas With Colleagues For Optimum Fun:
1. Drink ALL of the cocktails
2. Laugh almost obnoxiously loudly at a comedy show
3. Drink ALL of the VK Blues
4. Dance like you've never danced before
5. Never say no to tequila shots (and if someone else turns theirs down, drink it for them)
6. Grind up on your colleagues on the dancefloor (if they seem peturbed, blame the wine you're spilling everywhere in your dance-passion)
7. Continue until stupid o'clock in the morning