The "W" Word

To be fair, she did try to take me for a walk earlier this afternoon.

But, NO, I said. I don't want to go.

Don't be silly she said - we're going. S we wented about 10 metres down the road, and I sat down.  I didn't want to go and that was that.

So we did come back home again, and I did go to sleep in my very favouritist dark corner. 

Then she did come and say the W word, and against my will, I did wake up and look perky.

Whereupon she took my picture and left me alone in peace.