Greeted by

...screams from the kitchen as I arrived at work this morning.
One of the girls had managed to trap this beast and was showing it round.
No not showing the spider round as in "this is the kitchen" - well he would already know that.
No, showing it to all the other girls hence the screams!
She said she could feel it walking around on the paper. ( I am getting goose pimples just thinking about it.)