Temple Tours

By wakakajennie

still packing
trying not to get distracted
BONNIE AND CLYDE!!

would anyone like...

a. A fully working, never used before small rubber wheel (well, 67 actually - completely unattached to any cumbersome 'owner' - free wheels. Free as the wind )

b. A bell. The kind that might sit on a not always occupied service counter. The kind of bell that might also have an accompanying notice that reads please ring for attention

c. A beautiful 1950s decorative mirror with no mirror bit. So probably not a mirror, rather, a decorative space designed not for the narcissists amongst us.

d. A pair of never worn before black velcro fastening plimsoles of the very best quality that have never, and will never, fit me. Good job I bought them and kept them in the cupboard for three years.

e. A massive box of random things of a completely inexplicable, useless nature. Varying in constitution from the finest 100% pure plastic through to the exquisitely rare and highly desirable weathered 100% plastic - a finish achieved only after years of careful neglect and considered bewilderment. what are you?

It's all yours for a dollar. And I will ship. Oh yes, I will ship. And if you are quick I will throw in that nappy for free.

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